Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.