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Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
君は疲れているだろう? だって、君は僕の心の中を一日中走り回っているんだから。
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  • Eric's PickUp Lines

Welcome to the pick-up lines section! Most of these pick up lines are just for laughs or just plain insulting but there's also some decent lines in the "funny and flattering" section and even rebuttals to pick up lines for the ladies.

  • Just For Laughs

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(No.)
Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's (_____)

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?

Can I flirt with you?

Be unique and different, say yes.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Are you from Tennessee?
Because you are the only ten I see

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed-rock!

Let's bypass all this bullshit and just get naked.

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

If I were to ask you for sex,
would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?

I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.

  • Funny AND Flattering

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You make me so nervous and flustered,
I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

So What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

Do you have a quarter? ... Sorry, my mom told me to call her when I meet the girl of my dreams.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Are you a parking ticket?
(What?)
You got FINE written all over you.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

  • Insulting Pick-Up Lines

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Wow! Are those real?

Cold out isn't it? (staring at tits)

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a blowjob?
[Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

Soooo ... What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this?

  • Rebuttals to Pick Up Lines

He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

He: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?
She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.
She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.

After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.